gnarly
  • society: oh you have your period? well you have two options.
  • person: okay.
  • society: you can use sanitary pads, which make you feel like you are wearing a diaper, and have the added fun benefit of being extremely uncomfortable and give you the extreme paranoia that they will not be enough coverage and at any moment with any movement or sudden sneeze you'll bleed over onto your clothes and walk around all day with blood stained trousers while everyone points and laughs at you.
  • person: sounds awful. what's my second option.
  • society: a penis shaped wad of cotton that you shove uncomfortably inside yourself and it catches the blood before it leaves your body.
  • person: still seems pretty awful.
  • society: wait! it gets better! there's the outside chance that using those will kill you!
  • person: well, are they at least free? like how people can have access to free condoms? i mean, it's not like i'm choosing for this to happen.
  • society: HAHAHA! that's funny. no, you have to pay for them. and they're really fucking expensive.
  • person:
  • society: oh, and if you tell anyone that you ARE on your period, your judgement, opinions, and reactions are going to be dismissed as the crazy ramblings of a lunatic.
  • person:
  • society:
  • person: i think i'll go with my third option.
  • society:
  • person:
  • society: what third option?
  • person: i think i'll bleed on everything you love.
t0tes-ma-g0ats

dannnylawrence:

unlimitedgoats:

luxvriously:

My anaconda will consider it

My anaconda has, upon review of the information presented with it’s partners, decided that it, in fact, does not. My anaconda apologizes for any inconvenience this may cause and thanks you for your time.

Re: Your Anaconda,

Thank you for your consideration. Please keep my cover letter and resume in your files in case of any future openings. Good luck in all future endeavors.

Yours, etc.
A bunless hun

totallyfuckingspies
theroguefeminist:

recoveringtopanga:

thefitally:

little-ally-bird:

I couldn’t even take a screenshot because I was too quick to post about how fucking dumb this is

this is so dumb eat breakfast people

This is how the diet industry survives and thrives.  Saying do this one year and then don’t do that the next.  Keeps your weight fluctuating, keeps you hating yourself and keeps you spending your $$ on shit that doesn’t work.  Pisses me off.

Breakfast is lterally called “break fast” i.e. BREAKING YOUR FAST YOU HAD WHILE SLEEPING 8 HOURS. You haven’t eaten IN 8 FUCKING HOURS. YOu need to FUCKING EAT.This is why breakfast is called “the most important meal of the day” it’s not mysterious or confusing. It’s literally eating because you haven’t eaten in fucking hours.Starving yourself is not healthy. Eating is not “negotiable.” This is fucked up.

theroguefeminist:

recoveringtopanga:

thefitally:

little-ally-bird:

I couldn’t even take a screenshot because I was too quick to post about how fucking dumb this is

this is so dumb eat breakfast people

This is how the diet industry survives and thrives.  Saying do this one year and then don’t do that the next.  Keeps your weight fluctuating, keeps you hating yourself and keeps you spending your $$ on shit that doesn’t work.  Pisses me off.

Breakfast is lterally called “break fast” i.e. BREAKING YOUR FAST YOU HAD WHILE SLEEPING 8 HOURS. You haven’t eaten IN 8 FUCKING HOURS. YOu need to FUCKING EAT.

This is why breakfast is called “the most important meal of the day” it’s not mysterious or confusing. It’s literally eating because you haven’t eaten in fucking hours.

Starving yourself is not healthy. Eating is not “negotiable.” This is fucked up.